Festive Season Comedian Prints

10th day of christmas.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Oh, Christ.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

The Month of August

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Hip hop Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.