Festive Scientists Pillows

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I don't believe in you!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Bad gifts

Classic Emojis for sale.

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

DNA Xmas.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

Safe Christmas.

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

There IS a Santa Claus.

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Festivus poles

"I never expected to collide into you!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."