It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...
Festive Scientists Gifts
Looking for a lively gift for the scientist who adores the holiday season? Our festive scientist collection combines humor and intellect, ideal for anyone who loves experimenting, discovering, or simply celebrating in style. Enjoy a range of quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that showcase their passion for discovery with a seasonal twist. Whether they’re in the lab or just love a good science joke, these items are sure to spark joy and inspire smiles during the holidays.
'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'
Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
"I don't believe in you!"
"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'
'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'
Classic Emojis for sale.
Bad gifts
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
"Just as I feared. Tariffs."
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."
'I don't believe in myself any more.'
'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'
DNA Xmas.
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
Safe Christmas.
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'
There IS a Santa Claus.
"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'
Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.
"I never expected to collide into you!"
Festivus poles
'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'
Vendo Tree.
Festive Scientists Gifts Collection
Festive Scientists Mugs
Explore our full range of festive scientist mugs for a delightful blend of humor, science, and holiday cheer.
Festive Scientists Pillows
Find the perfect scientific touch with our festive scientist pillows, combining comfort and cleverness for any space.
Festive Scientists Prints
Decorate with intelligence using our festive scientist prints—ideal for adding a clever, holiday-inspired accent to any area.
Festive Scientists T-Shirts
Check out our collection of festive scientist t-shirts to showcase their love for science with a seasonal twist and witty designs.