Festive Fuel Savers Gifts

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'It's a hybrid.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

The Good News...

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Car Pools.

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

Gas prices out of reach.

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Losing Money on Gas.

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'