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Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'It's a hybrid.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

The Good News...

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Car Pools.

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

Gas prices out of reach.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Losing Money on Gas.

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'