Festive Countdown Creator Pillows

"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Friday

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Pinata good bags.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"Good Christmas?"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch."

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

"The knees are the first to go."

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

2010 Calendar.