Countdown Creator Pillows

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Friday

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"5...4...3...2..."

NASA Hits Shuffle

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Football Countdown.

World Cup - Countdown

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.

'305 days until Christmas.'

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

The Real Mummy's Curse

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