Countdown Aficionado Pillows

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Joe Biden

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"5...4...3...2..."

NASA Hits Shuffle

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

GOP Congress is about to fall victim to the 2017 elections.

Poll Dancing

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Election 2015

Hillary Clinton

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Voting in Greece

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

State of the Union 2004 & 2006.

MP's vote.

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'Don't tell anybody I asked, but just what are 'the hustings'?'

'I simplified my list.'

Football Countdown.