Countdown Pillows

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Friday

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"5...4...3...2..."

NASA Hits Shuffle

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Football Countdown.

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

The Real Mummy's Curse

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.

'305 days until Christmas.'

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

1 life left...

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"