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"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

Santa Claus's Mail

Friday

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch."

"The knees are the first to go."

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

2010 Calendar.

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'