Christmas Countdown Keeper Pillows

"The best part of Christmastime is waiting!"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"5...4...3...2..."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

Ring those Christmas bells!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Pregnancy Test

The night of the return

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"

Nutcracker

Boxing Day

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

Happy New Year!

'Let's face it, every day is Christmas Day for us!'

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

Tony 'Scareface' Montana's Wife.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

'Sorry, Ted, but I don't think I can squeeze you in...'

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

The Real Mummy's Curse

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."