Feminine Side Embracer T-Shirts

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Anxiety of Change

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Janus 2021

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Guitarist

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Starting is the scariest part.

'Reinventing myself.'

New Year baby

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."