Feminine Side Embracer Mugs

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

Anxiety of Change

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Janus 2021

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Guitarist

Starting is the scariest part.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

New Year baby

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.