Feline Friend Deflector Gifts

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Shelter Cat Nap

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.