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"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door