Feline Friend With A Twist Gifts

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

The practical psychopath

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Roget's Pet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Schrödinger and his cat

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."