Fee-dodging Adventurer Pillows

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system...for the moment.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Living on the Wild Side

Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

Ice Cream Romance

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"Don't worry, this is a bureaucracy. You won't be fired, you'll just be moved to another desk."

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."