Debt Adventurer Pillows

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Guitar Man.

Joe Henry

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Dow's up!"

"You have got to want to change."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

The Day Trader

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Louis Pasteur

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money