Debt Adventurer Prints

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Guitar Man.

Joe Henry

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Dow's up!"

"You have got to want to change."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Louis Pasteur

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The Day Trader

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Stock market ups and downs.

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

'Yeah. It was a good day.'