Debt Adventurers Pillows

'A journey of 1000 miles begins with one credit card.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

U of Debt

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Fossil hunting

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

An affair to remember.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."