Debt Adventurers Mugs

'A journey of 1000 miles begins with one credit card.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

U of Debt

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Fossil hunting

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

An affair to remember.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"Auditor's here."