Fee-dodging Adventurer Gifts

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system...for the moment.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Living on the Wild Side

Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Don't worry, this is a bureaucracy. You won't be fired, you'll just be moved to another desk."

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

Ice Cream Romance

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"I've just had a look at my revised pension forecast..."

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'