Fearless In The Face Of Germs Gifts

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

COVID 19

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'I've got a fear of needles'

"....But....flu season's over."

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

'Martha's going to give you something now so you won't notice the drilling.'

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"I'm afraid they've all got to come out Mr Wilkins."

"Needs more Purell."

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

"Well, maybe not that wide."

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"Kung Flu Fighting."

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

"Harold! There's something in the bath"