Fearless In The Face Of Germs T-Shirts

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

COVID 19

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

'I've got a fear of needles'

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

"....But....flu season's over."

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"Needs more Purell."

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

"I'm afraid they've all got to come out Mr Wilkins."

'Martha's going to give you something now so you won't notice the drilling.'

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

"Well, maybe not that wide."

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"Kung Flu Fighting."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'