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"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The Smell of Fear

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Pencil eraser."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Mice escaped again@?'

Parental Training Course

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."