Fear Wrangler Gifts

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Pencil eraser."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Mice escaped again@?'

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."