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"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Chiller Theatre

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

A dream of consequence

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Pencil eraser."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Mice escaped again@?'

Horror writer.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Circus Act

Second Thoughts Wedding

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Clown Nightmares

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"