Faux Pet Parent Gifts

"It's for pet lovers who aren't allowed to have pets in their apartments. Each can contains some dog and cat hairs."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"It's only the wind."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"It's David."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Non-working dog, please help

'We really should get him chipped.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

Tinder for dogs

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

"She's very affectionate!"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'

"He throws sticks over and over again for no reason! He won't even pick them up! I have to do it every time! I'm getting really worried! is this normal behaviour, doctor?"