Faux Pet Parent T-Shirts

"It's for pet lovers who aren't allowed to have pets in their apartments. Each can contains some dog and cat hairs."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"It's only the wind."

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Non-working dog, please help

'We really should get him chipped.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

"She's very affectionate!"

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Tinder for dogs

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Bad girl.

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'