Fatherhood Commentary Pillows

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Chez Nous Menu

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Growth Charts

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

Mother CareBaby Gap

My daddy ate my homework

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"He looks just like your husband."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'