Fatherhood Champion T-Shirts

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Fathers are Heroes

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"It's different when they're your own."

'Mother will catch you!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

Baby Shower

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Temptation.

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.