Fatherhood Champion Prints

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'

Universe's Greatest Dad!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"It's different when they're your own."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Mother will catch you!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

Baby Shower

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

The day after Father's Day.

Father's Day

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'I came untucked.'

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Temptation.

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."