"Officer I'm fasting. I am going without sugary soft drinks and having beer instead."
Fasting With A Twist Gifts
Searching for a gift for a creative soul who enjoys fasting with a twist? Discover witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that humorously capture their healthy lifestyle. Perfect for motivating or entertaining your friend on their wellness journey.
The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.
10 K Tail-Chase
Ball as water-melon.
Drive-thru Church
Giving Things Up For Lent.
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."
"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"
'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'
The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.
Very drunk professional cyclist
"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.
Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.
The Janopause
'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'
The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."
"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."
Finish Line
"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."
The Three Wise Women
"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"
'Thanks, but next time can you be more subtle when you think my sermon has gone too long?'
'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'
The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.
'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'
"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."
"I'm a big devotee of fasting."
Good grief! What did we order?!
'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'
Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.
Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!
Corona virus Christmas tree
'No thanks, today's a fasting day.'
Fasting With A Twist Gifts Collection
Fasting With A Twist Mugs
Looking for more fun ideas? Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate fasting with a twist, perfect for starting the day with a smile.
Fasting With A Twist Pillows
Bring humor and comfort together with our amusing pillows, ideal for anyone who enjoys fasting with a creative touch.
Fasting With A Twist Prints
Decorate with our humorous prints that highlight the fun side of fasting with a twist – a great gift for home or office.
Fasting With A Twist T-Shirts
Want to add some humor to their wardrobe? Our witty t-shirts for fasting enthusiasts will make sure their health routine is never dull.