Fasting With A Twist Gifts

"Officer I'm fasting. I am going without sugary soft drinks and having beer instead."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Ball as water-melon.

Drive-thru Church

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Very drunk professional cyclist

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

The Janopause

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Finish Line

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

The Three Wise Women

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'Thanks, but next time can you be more subtle when you think my sermon has gone too long?'

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Good grief! What did we order?!

Corona virus Christmas tree

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I told you the service was very personal!"