Fast-food Scientist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the fast-food scientist in your life? Explore witty and fun products that honor their inventive spirit. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, our collection celebrates the art of food experimentation and the joy of fast-paced culinary innovation. Impress the foodie scientist who loves combining flavors and creating new dishes, no matter how quick the bite.

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The Fast-Science Strip

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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"States of tofu"

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"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified." mockup

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.' mockup

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

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'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.' mockup

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

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View to the Future

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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.' mockup

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop mockup

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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Menu Dating

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"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'." mockup

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

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'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?' mockup

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here." mockup

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..." mockup

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?' mockup

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming? mockup

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

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"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised." mockup

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

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Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes. mockup

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

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'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

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"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?" mockup

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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Stratigraphy

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Nutrition-Free Diet

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Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club mockup

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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Fast-food Scientist Gifts Collection

Fast-food Scientist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for fast-food scientists who love their experiments and their coffee. Find the perfect humorous or inspiring mug today.

Fast-food Scientist Pillows

Add some humor and comfort to their kitchen or living space with pillows celebrating the fast-food scientist’s creative spirit.

Fast-food Scientist Prints

Decorate their kitchen or lab with eye-catching prints that celebrate their passion for fast food experiments and culinary creativity.

Fast-food Scientist T-Shirts

Discover witty and fun t-shirts for the fast-food scientist in your life. Perfect for showcasing their love of culinary innovation with a playful twist.