Fast-food Scientist T-Shirts

The Fast-Science Strip

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Menu Dating

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."