Fast-food Scientist T-Shirts

The Fast-Science Strip

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Stratigraphy

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."