'Did sombody say, McBypass'
Fast Food Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your fast food critic friend or family member? Our collection features witty and playful items that celebrate their passion for fast food. From mugs to t-shirts, these products make a fun statement for anyone who loves indulging in their favorite guilty pleasure. Whether they're analyzing fries or debating the best burger, our gifts add a personal touch to their culinary critique. Make their day with a gift that matches their flavorful personality!
410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.
Drive In - "That's $7.99, 2400 calories and 125 grams of fat."
'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'
Obesity problem is becoming a global problem
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.
Sorry, because of all the lawsuits we no longer serve overweight people.
'Oh man... I hate fast food!'
'Daughter?! Who did this to you? I bet it was your ugly new boyfriend - that useless, dirty, rotten punk!' 'Nope. It was the fastfood industry.'
"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."
'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'
'Don't you have anything larger?'
Man in burger bar with kids sees signs for dippers, nuggets etc. He says: 'And do you have an adults' menu'
The Poisoned Apple (Junk Food)
'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'
Kim Jong-un
'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'
'I'm on a fixed income. The only time I go to a fast food restaurant is if I'm low on salt, sugar and condiments.'
'This business has made me what I am today... a vegetarian.'
'I don't think much of this earth fast food.'
'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'
'You should be grateful to be working for low pay and no benefits...it's EXPERIENCE!'
"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"
The Risk of Obesity
"I never saw such overweight mice before."
"Why must teenage boys be so messy? Eh? What's this? Dios mio! It can't be... Baldo...would never do this!"
"We're getting way too old for this place."
"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"
Junk food...
"Premature ejaculation happens. Perhaps, if you lay off all those fast foods that you eat..."
The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.
A Modern Poisoned Apple
Fast Food
"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."
Fast Food Critic Gifts Collection
Fast Food Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of fast food critic mugs and find the perfect humorous or witty designs to brighten their mornings.
Fast Food Critic Pillows
Check out our playful pillows collection—ideal for adding a quirky touch to any fast food enthusiast’s home.
Fast Food Critic Prints
Discover decorative prints that capture the fun and flavor of being a true fast food critic, perfect for framing and gifting.
Fast Food Critic T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt selection for fast food fans and gift them a fun, stylish way to show off their culinary passions.