Convenience Food Critic Gifts

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'More mashed potatoes?'

'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

New Instant Bacon - Just extract water

What's really in junk food...

"Okay, so what do we add?"

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

GM Foods.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Don't you have anything larger?'