Convenience Food Critics Gifts

Reality TV dinners.

LAY ZEE FUK

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'