Convenience Cuisine Critic Gifts

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Don't you have anything larger?'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'Did sombody say, McBypass'

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'