Convenience Cuisine Critic Mugs

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

LAY ZEE FUK

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

What's really in junk food...

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Don't you have anything larger?'

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

Africa: Fast food industry fights population boom!

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

'Did sombody say, McBypass'

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'