Fast Food Critic Pillows

'Did sombody say, McBypass'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Drive In - "That's $7.99, 2400 calories and 125 grams of fat."

'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'

Obesity problem is becoming a global problem

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Sorry, because of all the lawsuits we no longer serve overweight people.

'Oh man... I hate fast food!'

'Daughter?! Who did this to you? I bet it was your ugly new boyfriend - that useless, dirty, rotten punk!' 'Nope. It was the fastfood industry.'

"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Man in burger bar with kids sees signs for dippers, nuggets etc. He says: 'And do you have an adults' menu'

The Poisoned Apple (Junk Food)

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

Kim Jong-un

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'I'm on a fixed income. The only time I go to a fast food restaurant is if I'm low on salt, sugar and condiments.'

'This business has made me what I am today... a vegetarian.'

'I don't think much of this earth fast food.'

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

'You should be grateful to be working for low pay and no benefits...it's EXPERIENCE!'

"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"

The Risk of Obesity

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

"Why must teenage boys be so messy? Eh? What's this? Dios mio! It can't be... Baldo...would never do this!"

"We're getting way too old for this place."

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

Junk food...

"Premature ejaculation happens. Perhaps, if you lay off all those fast foods that you eat..."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

A Modern Poisoned Apple

Fast Food

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."