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"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"Gift or not, I'm returning this shirt."

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

Ape.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"Quit being a baby and come help me pick out a new top."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

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Hipster Police Department

Hospital gown pageant.

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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I got my hair straightened..."

The Moth Menace.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"