Fashion Victim Mugs

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"Gift or not, I'm returning this shirt."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

Ape.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"Quit being a baby and come help me pick out a new top."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

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'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

The Moth Menace.

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Highlights

"We're going to be late."

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

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