Fashion Interpreter Gifts

Dumping clothes...

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

Dialogue

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Signing the declaration of independence.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Utility Chic.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress