Fashion Interpreter Mugs

Dumping clothes...

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

Dialogue

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Frederic Chopin

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Caricatures $20"

'I'll take it!'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Utility Chic.

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'