Fashion Game-changer Gifts

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Snake Dress-Up

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'I ran into a whittler.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Future Old People

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

I've found the designer gene.

Cuffwear, 2004

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'