Farmyard Theologian Gifts

The Hen Commandments.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The sty is falling!!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Start talking."

The Farmer Sutra.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

A solar powered cow.

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'