Farmyard Theologian Gifts

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I always knew you'd come back."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

The Farmer Sutra.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Start talking."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

A solar powered cow.

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included