Farm Zen Enthusiasts Gifts

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Cow yin yang spots.

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!