Fantasy Romancer Gifts

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Mr. Right!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Desert Island BBQ

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Don Quixote

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"