Fantasy Romancer Mugs

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You left this on our ship."

Toadstools

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Mr. Right!"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Don Quixote

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."